New York Mets Football Club

18-10?! Jayzus! Opening night was sweet; a new look defense (Garcia and Cameron actually CATCHING balls) some hitting (Production from Piazza and Matsui; most offense from a Mets SS since, I dunno, ever) And Tom Glavine pitched like Tom Glavine for once. But 18-10? Trachsel messed up, but Roberts! Get yer head outta the bong young man and get some movement on those pitches. . . flat flat flat. At least Piazza showed up. Got a kick outta his opening night dinger; As the pitch arrived, Keith Hernandez said "Uh-oh !" a split second before Mikey boy clobbered the ball. MAn, is Piazza locked in or what! Go get em tonight Mets.