Celebrity deaths come in "3's"? White, Sontag and um. . .well, there probably was a b-lister or c-lister among the masses.

44,000!!!: "500-mph waves ". In seriousness, this catastrophe is so immense, it is so difficult to get my mind around the enormity of it. I can sit here in my comfy, warm ghetto apartment as my wife snoozes and my puppy begs for attention, and crack wise all fucking day. If ikeep up with this wise ass shit, special chair in hell awaits. Who am I kidding? I will get the same chair every other idiot gets. I am sorry for my insensitivity.