Next up. . .what PAris Hilton had for breakfast!

MSN - News - 'Insider' Anchor O'Brien Enters RehabThe sad thing is, he probably does this lame ass job better shitfaced. Man, I'd be getting madpolluted if I had to do this job. . .all the serious crap going on in the world and what does he choose to report on? If he chooses at all. . . then again, look how that pimply blow hard O'Reilly started. . .you don't need rehab PAT; you need a fuckin soul, you weapon of mass distraction. And don't get me started on that fucking shit for brains Maury Povich: his dad, a serious journalist in his day, is spinnin in is sarcophagus.